todaysbird:

pesquet’s parrot, also known as the vulturine parrot, is a medium-sized parrot native to the rainforests of new guinea. they are named for their bare facial patch and long beak, making them appear somewhat vulture-like in appearance. they feed almost entirely on figs, and it’s likely their featherless faces evolved to prevent sticky fruits from becoming matted on the face.

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

(Source: hexglyphs)

hcseokie:

“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

vampireapologist:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

whitegirlblog:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

goddesspeggycarter:

butchlesbian:

Holy hot damn shit

fat-mabari:

localrose:

localrose:

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

an update: they are Good Pajamas

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

hurleyquinn:

pssyriot:

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

While he’s having a smoke
and she’s taking a drag